2007-12-27 08:34:27 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I believe there are plans for buying, renting, or leasing available. Check with your local Hemorologist.
2007-12-27 08:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by JC 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The causes of hemorrhoids include genetic predisposition (weak rectal vein walls and/or valves), straining during bowel movements, and too much pressure on the rectal veins due to poor muscle tone or poor posture. Similarly, sitting for prolonged periods of time can cause hemorrhoids. Hypertension, particularly in the portal vein, can also cause hemorrhoids because of the connections between the portal vein and the vena cava which occur in the rectal wall - known as portocaval anastomoses.
Additional factors that can influence the course of hemorrhoids (mostly by increasing rectal vein pressure), especially for those with a genetic predisposition, are obesity and a sedentary lifestyle.
Increased straining during bowel movements, (e.g. constipation, diarrhea) may lead to hemorrhoids.
Pregnancy causes hypertension and increases strain during bowel movements, and thus hemorrhoids are often associated with pregnancy.
Excessive consumption of alcohol or caffeine can both cause hemorrhoids.[6] Both can cause diarrhea. Alcohol can also cause alcoholic liver disease leading to portal hypertension. Caffeine on the other hand can cause general hypertension.
2007-12-27 08:40:25 · answer #2 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think we ALL have Hemmorroids. Some of us just have more than others. I myself have at least 5 or 6 hemmorroidal flare-ups at the same time. Those major pains in my butt are my wife and parents and a few other people from time to time, lol.
jk
2007-12-27 11:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Speaking Of The Anus Whew This Is The Perfect Place To Get Roids.......kara
2007-12-27 10:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try not eating any fruit or veggies then cut down on your water intact. You'll soon be passing nasty stools and working yourself right to roid city. Good Luck!
2007-12-27 08:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have been watching too much jackass. Try taking a delivery up the back passage.
2007-12-27 08:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by stumpymosha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on a cold step for a while....well, that's what my Mum used to say caused them.
2007-12-27 08:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat looooottttttttts of strong spices such as cayenne, mustard, black pepper, hot sauces and peperoncino!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know peperoncino???
Then come to Italy. I know VERY WELL how to cure you!!!
Ahahahahah!!!!
Ciao Donna, I love you! :-)
2007-12-27 09:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by leon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE HELL???? why do want hemorroids?? I think you are stupid and crazy......
2007-12-27 08:38:03 · answer #9 · answered by LDhivine 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat a lot, then strain a lot on the toilet. Good luck!
2007-12-27 08:37:50 · answer #10 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋