Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"
2007-12-27 08:17:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I had a girlfriend like that 30 years ago, except I'm still waiting ! Boy am I stupid...tnx for the laugh.
2007-12-27 08:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by catspit 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I understand now, of course she went to the chemists to get some thing for the weekend, what a nice thoughtful lady!
2007-12-27 09:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Aah the gift that keeps on giving. What a great idea.
2007-12-27 10:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
2007-12-27 23:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by jodee1kenobi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea and I always get the same thing year after year a pair of socks and --- and they are both too small
2007-12-27 08:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jan 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that does resemble my blond ex-wife.
2007-12-27 09:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What a great gift! Chuckles and a star!
2007-12-27 08:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
I liked it- must remember that one
2007-12-27 17:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by Diamond 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Lol im sure I was that wife!!!
2007-12-27 08:31:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
This isn't surprising -- unless they were newly weds
2007-12-27 10:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋