2007-12-27 08:01:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my brother went to the motorbike racing in the Isle of Man one year and bought a fresh pair of kippers for dad. As he wasn't coming home for a week , he thought he'd better post them to him, so he put them in a big , brown envelope , put a stamp on and popped them in the postbox.
The following day they arrived, and the postman knocked the door and handed dad the greasy, smelly envelope with the imprint of the fish on it !!
2007-12-27 10:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by nanny chris w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to make sure that they're dead first - as you will be if you don't give up smoking.
I told my boys that their lungs would look like kippers if they smoked and that got home to them!
2007-12-27 08:11:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hunny, roll one up in a sheet of A4 paper that you've previously soaked in paraffin. You can then light it.
Enjoy :-D
2007-12-27 11:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you hang them in a shed and set a wood chip fire going I think.
2007-12-27 08:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...how dare you use my home of the isle of man's fish in such a way! :P
good luck!
2007-12-27 08:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you shred them up and smoke them in a water pipe of course.
2007-12-27 08:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by randy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something fishy about this question (couldn't resist)
They are pre-lit Elric (what am I on about) I don't know!!!
2007-12-27 08:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by Wide Awake 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG I think I just wet myself. that was bloody brilliant LMFAO
2007-12-27 08:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably a good thing that you couldn't light them......
2007-12-27 08:06:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no...you smoke them in gangsta sense, by popping a cap in dey asss.
2007-12-27 08:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by The Drunken Fool 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋