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Star if you think you are a redneck

2007-12-27 04:33:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I live in arkansas Never missed a nascar race cause I had somthin better to do.I burn my trash in a barrel at the house My yard get mowed sometime and I do have the flag on the wall.Both of em if ya know what I mean.And I like my briches tucked in my boots and dont shave very often

2007-12-27 04:53:02 · update #1

And why do we have to be racist? Im not racist.But I am Prejudist toward a $$ holes

2007-12-27 05:02:07 · update #2

38 answers

you may not be a red neck but like me you have strong red neck tendencies..

I live in the country, also burn my trash in a 55 gallon can, drink beer, have a 4x4, a Harley , long hair in a pony tail... listen to country music, live in the south, have the same flag you do.. and
if you don't like the way I'm livin you can just leave this long haired country boy alone

the dictionary says: Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

2007-12-27 07:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by slim 5 · 2 0

You tell me if this isn't the ultimate Redneck. There is this mobile home I drive by sometimes. The yard is littered with car parts and toys. It also has the prerequisite car on blocks .
last week I was passing when I noticed an addition to the yard. Someone had made a kid size car out of packing crates and it was up on blocks just like dad's old car.
Now ,That's a Redneck !

2007-12-27 04:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Average Joe 5 · 1 1

A Redneck is a Man who wears his hair CUT like a man
and wears a baseball type cap, works outside and in the spring the sun burns his neck first, making it red before it tans
That is a redneck or it was in the Fifties, only the stand up comedians have tried to change it

2007-12-27 04:50:00 · answer #3 · answered by Bill 5 · 0 1

Ok. I know this answer. I'm from the south, although I'm not a redneck at all.

Rednecks drink beer and watch Nascar all day long. Rednecks have very poor grammar skills and say things like, "I like dem der britches you got on, ma'maw."

To get their cars inspected (which wouldn't normally pass legal inspection) they go to "special gas stations" that will pop a sticker on the car as long as the redneck buys a tank full of gas. Most of their cars have a tail light out.

True Rednecks have never heard of Thai food--much less tasted it. Most Rednecks won't tip over 10% anywhere they go.

Rednecks trust easily, but if you ever betray one you have made an enemy for life. Their entire family will write you off and possibly shoot you in the *** if you bother them again.

Oh man, this list could go on forever. This was fun. Thanks.

2007-12-27 04:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by getusedtoit 4 · 2 1

wearing a baseball cap indoors and especially at the dining table, a Pit Bull chained to the front porch, at least one inoperable vehicle, on blocks, in the front yard, uses chewing tobacco and spits into a beer can, lives on an unpaved road, gets rid of trash by burning it in the front yard, American Flag used as curtains, NASCAR poster in living room, Rebel flag in back window of 4 wheel drive P.U. truck, can't hold a job because he has a "Bad Back," has the "Hots" for his first cousin, dropped out of school in the 8th grade (age 17).

2007-12-27 04:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

If you have a 4X4 on 40 " tires, with mud slung all over it, with a set of deer horns for the hood ornament and Get R' Done written on the windsheild, you might be a redneck

2007-12-27 04:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

okay.here are the qualifications because i know a lot of rednecks but i am not one:

you have a southern accent
you go hunting
you wear camouflage
you are somewhat racist
you are white
you are fat(most)
you drive a really old dirty truck
you always have to rebel flag whether on your car or a belt or shrt or something
you drink lots of beer(preferably bud light or coors)
your momma is also your 2nd cousin

2007-12-27 04:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

It would have to be Chevy Chase's brother in law in those National Lampoon's movies. I live down south, have the accent, but don't knock us all down. You people upstate have one too, so get over it. And cowboy boots, have the upstate people ever wore them before, or had their butts kicked with someone wearing them, don't mess with Texas LOL. The south rules, besides we have the nice summers unlike upstate. See ya

2007-12-27 04:44:51 · answer #8 · answered by Aimee 3 · 1 1

If you've ever gone to an all night tailgate party for the grand opening of the new Walmart....you might be a Redneck!

2007-12-27 04:36:24 · answer #9 · answered by floridacrain 4 · 3 0

#1 hate the gov
#2 live in the south
#3 hate yanks
#4 love American muscle
#5 shooting some animal off your porch(I shoot squirrels everyday)
#6 love the confederate flag

2014-11-29 03:18:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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