cheif wiggum quote?

Question

whats your fav wiggum quote? He is my favorite character, and this is one of my favs


Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.

and of course in the simpson movie when he is eating donuts and he shoots his hat, and goes
"Wooh, that was close" and continues eating. He is so funny. : )

Answer 1

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What was that, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.

Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.

Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.

Answer 2

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.


Moe is still the best LMAO, he rocks!

Answer 3

Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.
[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]
Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

I laughed big time at that one.

Answer 4

I pulled you over because your tail light was blinking back there when you made that turn--it must have a short in it.

Answer 5

hahahaha! that's pretty funny =]
i don't have any off the top of my head though, sorry.