write a small story using these five words.
the most creative or funny gets the points!
feces
rainbow
horn
book
tiger
2007-12-27 03:35:49 · 10 answers · asked by Jessica's Bizzackup 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I woke up this morning, and there was a mysterious horn by my bed. On the horn, read a note, "follow the rainbow." Out of curiosity, I went along with it. I opened the door to go outside, and stepped on a book, that was laid on our "Welcome mat." The title was, "What do you think about your life.".. I continued to follow the rainbow... until I reached the end... and discovered....... some tiger feces!!!!! WTF?? Then at that moment, I threw the book, and said you want to know what I think of my life?? It's a piece of Shyt!!! LOL
2007-12-27 03:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll write you a little story, but I absolutely refuse to use your first word. Alright? Here goes: As I peacefully strolled aside a peaceful river, I just happened to glance up to see a lovely rainbow with the sun shining bright to the right of it. I beheld the rainbow and enjoyed the colors so bright and rare. As I reached the end of the river I saw a book that was oddly resting on the horn of a unicorn, and I gingerly picked up the book to see what story it would tell. I sat down at a park bench and began reading the interesting tale. Toward the middle of the book, at the very top most edges above, I saw a bengal tiger walking slowly. He did not stop, though he did briefly look at me and said "Who Dey"?
As I thought of the ending of this story, the idea came to do the Bengal's thing. I've been laughing because it's so funny, even though it really changes the tenor of my narrative. That's funny, but I gotta show some Cincinnati Bengals pride! Who dey???
2007-12-27 11:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day a baby tiger was bored. sooo he walked around the forest looking for something to do. he found a book but sadly it was covered in feces. he ran off and cried so hard he couldn't see where he was running. then all of a sudden he saw a rainbow in the sky. he followed it and at the end there was a horn. so he blew and blew until all his family came and applauded him for being so musically inclined.
THE END
2007-12-27 11:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by noname 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wrote a book about a horn that blew beautiful music whenever there was a rainbow in the sky. I wrote this book while watching a tiger step in feces at the zoo.
Didn't sell one copy though...Go figure...
LOL
2007-12-27 11:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by Nolan's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When the Tiger crossed the road in front of me I slammed on the brakes, blasted my Horn, spilled my coffee all over my lap and even got my book wet. It scared me so badly that I did not notice the rainbow in the sky, or the feces in my pants.
2007-12-27 11:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Birdogsego 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was reading my BOOK in the garden, when i heard a HORN blowingi looked up to the sky as i was wandering were it was coming from, and i noticed a beautiful RAINBOW. I heard a noise behind me and realised a TIGER was taking FECES so i run like hell to get home safe and sound. THE END...................
2007-12-27 11:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a tiger.one day i decided to go over the rainbow.
i took my book to take notes if i saw anything new and interesting but then a man with a horn came and i ripped off his horn to protect me from other people or things.
2007-12-27 11:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met this girl who wanted me to write a short story about feces, rainbows, horns, books, and a tiger! I said WTF and No!
2007-12-27 11:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by staymay 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
give my a $$ advance and i will write you a book.
2007-12-27 11:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thanks...
2007-12-27 11:37:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋