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2007-12-27 01:32:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I ran out on December 22 and had to buy some Imitation Holiday Cheer from my Aunt Mary.

2007-12-27 01:36:37 · update #1

Dave? I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little turned on.

2007-12-27 02:07:59 · update #2

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I spent it all on the mentally impaired girl at McDonald's Drive Thru window yesterday morning after she incorrectly entered my order (twice) gave me incorrect change, and .... as I later found out.... filled my cup with DECAF!! damnit!!! what's this world coming to? Can't McDonald's hire some illegal aliens are something? These f****ing American highschool part-time retards they use during the holiday period are motherf*******g useless. Jesus h F*****G christ .... all I wanted was some Go***amned COFFEE with some good ole CAFFEINE in it.Sh*t!!! Holiday cheer my ***!

2007-12-27 02:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 2 0

I got it out of my system yesterday returning gifts at Walmart. There is absolutely no cheer left in me after fighting those crowds of shopping/sales-buying maniacs.

2007-12-27 02:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 1 0

Hi,l cheered on my football team- "C,mon you Reds"
"Glory,Glory Man United, as we go marching.On,on,on." We are The Champions. Love Jo.xx

2007-12-27 04:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a sexual psychic online vampire, as you well know...several "never-known" professional psychologists on here have "head-shrinked" me using their "incredible psychological expertise" trying very hard to pigeon-hole me into the "creepy guy" hole, who's "trolling" for sex online with "poor desperate housewives" who are "Sooooo" innocent of "lustful guile and deceit," and try real hard to pretend they aren't "human & horny," and then act all "offended" and "hurt" when they discover YOU are flirting with everybody, too (just like THEY are)...but somehow it never crosses her mind that..."Hey! If I don't like THEM GUYS doing it...Maybe I shouldn't do THAT, either!"

No sheet, Sherlocky-loma...

Double-Standard Hypocrisy pisses US off, too...just like you...

I feast upon the "Christmas Innocence" of the "inexperienced" and "jaded" 30 and over crowd

2007-12-27 02:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I practice my cartwheels in the return line at Wal-Mart. Of course I'm wearing my new baby looney tunes shirt.

2007-12-27 03:20:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sold it to some Latvian circling poets for three sausages and a beetroot

2007-12-27 01:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I used it up randomly bashing people in the after Christmas sales rush.

2007-12-27 01:44:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I puked it all up. Did you know that Christmas cheer tastes like tequila?

2007-12-27 04:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 0 0

Save it to ring in the New Year!

2007-12-27 04:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last year I bought some coke from my cousin with it but this year I didn't have any left, causing me to stand my BFF up.

2007-12-27 02:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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