There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home...
Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bunk beds. So, as they were retiring for the first nite, the husband says to his wife, "Up, or down?". The wife inexplicably removes all her clothing and makes love to her husband all nite long.
The next nite, the husband wonders if he'll get lucky again... So, he says to his wife, "Up, or down?" She again removes all her clothing and makes love to him all nite long.
This continues for 2 glorious weeks.
When they arrive home from their trip, the wife retrieves her hearing aides. As they retire for the first nite home, the husband decides to try the magic words again... "Up, or down?"
His wife says, "What?".
To which he replies, "During the whole trip, my dear, I said those words every nite and you took off all your clothes and made love to me all nite long."
The wife says, "Ooooh, I thought you said 'F#ck, or drown !".
2007-12-26 23:48:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!! wow, i really didnt expect that. i thought it was going to be a two glorious weeks of passion, just for the heck of it! nice one, i guess you can have a star...
2007-12-26 23:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit lame mate!
2007-12-27 07:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha. i will give it 9 out of ten. it was a superb joke. take this one.
one day little johny rushed inside his house and asked his mom if little girls could have babies. mom exclaimed " certainly not!" and spanked him for his question. but to her surprise little johny went out of the house screaming" yes we can play that game again!" !!!!!!!.............
2007-12-27 07:56:37 · answer #3 · answered by nishant singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was still good for them. i cant think of anything better to do. lol
2007-12-27 19:39:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i didnt realy find it funny
2007-12-27 07:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by freefaller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:] (trying not to laugh but it ain't working)
2007-12-27 08:12:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny.
2007-12-27 08:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny, not even a joke.boooooo
2007-12-27 08:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-12-27 07:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by dusty3608 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋