JUST A JOKE
An Italian, French and Indian went to England in interview and they want to do a sentence with three main words yellow, green and pink.
1. The first one was the Italian :
(I wake up in the morning and I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think about my self and I hope it will be pink day....)
2. The next was the French :
( I wake up in the morning and I eat the yellow banana, the green pepper and I watch the pink panther on the TV....)
3. The last one was the Indian :
(I wake up in the morning I hear the phone "green green" and I pink up the phone and I say yellow
2007-12-26 23:19:27 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm not racist, i love indian especially this one Russel Peters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw6RgIf6epQ&feature=related
2007-12-26 23:57:20 · update #1
that was really lame dude.
2007-12-26 23:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Italian
2016-05-27 00:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by odilia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats pretty awesome. i must say, accents do have some leverage in the american world...
heres another one.
this german man is serching for a job and finds a help wanted a a construction sight he walks up to the boss and says can i have the job here and the boss didnt like the way the german man looked so he said only if u can make the number nine without saying it he said easy give me pen give me paper he drew three trees and the boss said whats that he said tree+tree+tree=9 then the boss said make the number nine with out saying it he made a smug on each tree the boss said ok what the hell is that he said dirty tree+dirty tree+dirty tree=99 then the boss said make the number 100 he made a cirle under each tree the boss said now what german guys says dog walks by takes a crap = dirty tree and 1 turd +dirty tree and one turd + dirty tree and 1 turd = 100 the boss sighed and said you have the job the german said well im so good with math i quit im going to be an accountant.
2007-12-26 23:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "punch line" is that the Indian got the job.
2007-12-26 23:23:05 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indians are Indians..they 're really funny. especially the SARDARJI...get to read abt sardarji ; really interesting. !
2007-12-26 23:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by alleyezonme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha God how funny LMAO!
2007-12-26 23:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-27 02:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one sir
2007-12-26 23:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by Asa S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but that was really lame.
2007-12-27 04:28:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and were you born a racist or just decided to become one
2007-12-26 23:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋