A chav walks into a Jobcentre, marches up to the counter and says 'Hi, I'm looking for a job.'
The man replies 'Well, we've just got a listing from a millionaire who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard/ for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be required to escort the young lady on her holidays twice a year. The salary is £200k.'
The chav says 'Your bullsh@tting me!'
The man replies 'Well you started it!'
2007-12-26 22:26:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for cheering up my after xmas blues, and thanks for distracting me from the msn convo with a guy who keeps asking me if my sister's fucked her boyf yet...
2007-12-26 23:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Beccabelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one! Although I think the chav would still prefer to sit at home and do nothing for £45 a week. Why let your **** be parted from your couch when the state can pay you to stay there?
2007-12-26 23:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by * * Princess * * 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-26 22:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im surprised he could understand the chav at all in the first place lol
real gd joke - wont b forgettin it anytime soon lol
2007-12-26 23:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-26 22:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-26 22:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's excellent.
2007-12-26 22:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice one
2007-12-26 23:10:22 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahha, thats well good!
2007-12-26 22:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2007-12-26 22:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋