Uneducated X-Box 360 gamers (Christian followers) might say the 360 was the first console to ever make triggers for a controller, and will say that the PS3 makers (Muslims) just copied it and screwed it up, right?
Well, then here comes Sega fans (Jews) who know the Sega Dreamcast had triggers first, right? Wrong.
The Nintendo 64 fans (pagans) will definitely correct all of you on that by simply mentioning the letter "Z." Ha ha ha ha. Fill in the other blanks, and you'll start seeing the picture rolling in.
I don't care if you don't think this is clever... but I sure got a laugh out of it thinking about it myself. If you do too, then so much the better, right? =]
2007-12-26 21:17:07 · 10 answers · asked by Amo 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha ha... PC users atheists? Ha ha. What would the PC be since it is the designer of all consoles and games period?
2007-12-26 21:29:15 · update #1
Well, yeah, but actually the Christians are trying to play video games by pushing buttons on an old kitchen timer, and on top of that, they swear up and down that they're getting the most exciting game by doing so (even though none of us ever actually see a game appear), and insist that everyone else should throw away their X-Boxes and Segas and use old kitchen timers too.
2007-12-26 21:26:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence. SCIENTIFIC PROOF He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 had decayed by electron emission to Nitorgen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of Course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.
2016-05-26 23:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a current owner of both an Atari 2600 AND an original Nintendo Entertainment System (with the Light Gun...for playin' "Duck Hunt"), I guess that makes me the most primitive of all. (goes back to cave, resumes painting of mammoth feast)
2007-12-26 21:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if its not PC, its not a real game. Consoles are for losers.
(especially as I don't own one)
I don't believe in Consoles, so I guess I am an Atheist.
2007-12-26 21:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Faesson 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With dyed in the wool believers you're flogging a dead horse
2007-12-26 21:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
360 has Halo (Salvation). End of conversation.
2007-12-26 21:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if they used real weapons on their non-video-game-playing neighbours too.
2007-12-26 21:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.yes
2007-12-26 22:15:47 · answer #8 · answered by binda 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad except atari had them all beat.
2007-12-26 21:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
once you get enough sugar in you, it will all start to make sense bro ;-)
2007-12-26 21:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by Achilles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋