It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
2007-12-26 21:08:22 · 39 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, funny.
2007-12-26 21:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this would be funny if it was true, yes, but only for the lady because she gets to laugh at the stupidity of one male and the lameness of the other, and then cry about it, and then laugh about THAT because its sold older than time, which is why its not that funny as a joke, joke. I think it's a filler joke to do while they're still chuckling over a winner, getting them ready for the subject of some real life novelty sex jokes, yeah
2007-12-26 21:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by willmin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehe ~ He isn't knowing he is the tsunami the bloke referring to.
2007-12-26 21:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao star
2007-12-27 00:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is so funny. I love it. Reminds me of me and my guys song Lips of an Angel.
2007-12-26 21:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by luv_doesnt_hurt_lies_do 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Lol
2007-12-26 21:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by james k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lmfaoo
if i understood it correctly the wife is cheating on him
unless im wrong :S ?
2007-12-27 08:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Heres one for you A fireman's wife gave birth to twines. She said, "You may name them." So he named them, Hose-a, and hose-b.
2007-12-26 21:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's happened to me ! but I think it was my friend that phoned me for a prank , lol
2007-12-26 21:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by Zara C 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-12-26 21:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!! Lol, I definately have to remember that one!
2007-12-26 21:11:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋