Please Offer Helps! My Wife Is Of Serious Troubles!?

Question

Please forgive and give forget for my English choices. I not native tongue speaker. I have scary emergency!

No Healthcare problems for me cause need for computer help answers!

My wife...she last night, bit we see, by scary spider. In Siberia, we have spider, but spider small, of NO THREAT!

This spider, not of big sizes. We of no concerns. Then, wife's leg today, swell like children baloons, and large ring around, were spider went in for vicous attack! This spider...it of color brown, like color of bear, or human wastes. On back it has small black music-time instrument played by American popping star Charles Daniel, in hit radio song "Devil Went Down On Georgia". Of what spider type, might this be?

Wife's leg now, of strange colors, and she is of, grand distress! It size, like that of proud Siberian oak! Of concerns? YES!

I have no saw. Where is places of help in Texaslands? I by the large silo, and the 27 cattles. I wave out front? Please give helps!

Answer 1

You speak perfect English in your other questions. So this is a joke? ROFL. I found the "On back it has small black music-time instrument played by American popping star Charles Daniel, in hit radio song 'Devil Went Down On Georgia'." really hilarious. Star for you, my man. ^-^

Answer 2

Go to the hospital, describe spider to the doctors. Call on telephone. 9 1 1. Tell them poison spider emergency then give them your address.

Spider might be anything. There is the brown recluse. The black widow (is black with red hourglass on belly). Tarantulas are sometimes poisonous.

Just go to doctors and tell them what happened. They will help. Go now. Very important.

Ok, now that's what I'd tell you if you really were a foreigner whose wife had a spider bite. Since I can clearly see from other posts that there's nothing wrong with your english, this is what I have to say to you.

:-P

Answer 3

Cute bull hockey, and you did describe Loxosceles reclusa pretty well, though you've overstated your case. Somehow, I suspect vi ne gavaresh porusski.
Loxosceles bites typically don't cause much swelling, but they do exhibit the halo, and ulceration, usually starting about day 3. It's such a real emergency, with no acute treatment available, that most people feel they can't sit home and do nothing, so they go to the emergency room, where the doctor does nothing. Periodic surgical debridement and often late skin grafting may be needed.

Answer 4

Hello,
Might be a fiddle head or a brown recluse.
Get your wife to the hospital.

Her leg where it was bit is turning to liquid, hence the strange color. This is what spiders do to there pray. We are not immune to there venom. Get her to the doctor before it moves up into her vital organs.
Wish her well!!

Answer 5

somehow i think you are a "native tounge speaker".

and here's a way to help your wife.... GO TO THE HOSPITAL. someone's leg turning weird colors and swelling from a spider bite is usually never a good sign.

Answer 6

As most of the others say, call 911 or get her to a Doctor NOW!!!

If this is genuine, I wish your wife a speedy recovery.

Answer 7

go to hospital if you need some medical help. go somewhere for the interpretation of what you have typed here. i perfectly didnt understand everything! i guess you just wanna make us like a fool. nobody does that much mistake if they want to post something in english.

Answer 8

sounds like a brown recluse spider, go
to doctor now.

Answer 9

What a joker!
If you really are from Siberia then you wouldn't know how to make a yahoo account and make questions.

Answer 10

Take two Aspirins, and mail me $5. I don't make house calls.