Lifting Every-cent ??? After all that seems to be the meaning every church has always put on it !!!!
2007-12-26 19:55:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How about we start using some of the better ones around here as I am starting to get sick of theirs if I have to look at it much more I think I will puke !
2007-12-26 20:36:10 · update #1
It can be whatever you want it to be:
Blatant Idiotic Bluff Lying Enterprise
Big International Bargain Leeching Economy
Boring Idiots Bearing Lies Everywhere.
Best Individual Belly Limbo Enthusiast
Bollocks Inside Book Lets Eradicate
Novangelis:
Best Indoctrination Business Legally Enabled?
2007-12-26 20:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
The Bible similar to all holy books is a guide, a manual. To lean upon and turn to in times of angst, if you were not programmed and indoctrinated from a young age. It is a set of values, principles, mores to humanity to abide by. Yes some exploit its need in th epopulace as a route to power, and others misinterpret it for similar reasons.
As an instruction manual fro a washingmachine, your machine will work at optimum and effectively if you follow the manual, but the repair man and service engineer industry will profit much if you dont. Be Loved.
2007-12-27 04:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by VAndors Excelsior™ (Jeeti Johal Bhuller)™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In my church, tithe means that if you keep so much as ten percent, you will most certainly burn in hell. Brimstone, fire, pitchforks, the whole nine yards. Jesus is like your bookie for life. Just for being alive, you must pay, and if you don't pay up, he'll start by breaking your legs . . .
2007-12-27 04:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Pastor Q. L. Feeney 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth.
2007-12-27 03:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 6⤋
This one is perfect.
Boring Idiots Bearing Lies Everywhere.
2007-12-27 10:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Personally I like the blah blah blah leaving earth one...makes it sound more like the crazy cult that it is.
2007-12-27 04:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Zing! Tip your waitress.
2007-12-27 03:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. The I is Indoctrination.
2007-12-27 04:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by novangelis 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
For me is Bul***** Invented By Low Entities.
2007-12-27 03:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by Bellini 4 · 10⤊ 2⤋
why athiests only?
atheists dont believe in god or the bible
well actually i am a christian but the bible got its name
because book in latin = bible =)
its doesn't stand 4 anything
2007-12-27 03:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by kara :D 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋