95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
2007-12-26 19:38:07 · 16 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My God that's awesome.
2007-12-26 19:43:43 · answer #1 · answered by maisha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good worth a star
2007-12-27 05:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Lesley ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - here's a star.
2007-12-27 03:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Dan ಠ_ಠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hua..hahaha... ... :-D
It's very funny... really...
No wonder they needed Ethel from next door..;-)
give star..
2007-12-27 04:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by zikipritt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-27 03:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by terry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-27 07:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I Iiked that.
2007-12-27 03:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by Gemma M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw that joke comming
2007-12-27 04:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by liverpool fan MAN U SUCKS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on then, you talked me into it
heres your star
2007-12-27 05:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by free the weed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another oldie doing it's rounds :)
2007-12-27 07:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋