A plane was taking off from the Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -- OH MY GOD!" Silence followed and after a few minutes.
The Captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilt it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing, you should see the BACK OF MINE!"
2007-12-26 18:18:22 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Priceless! That gets a star, & another flight joke. As the flight had just reached it's cruising altitude & speed, the pilot came on the intercom to announce that the passengers were now free to move about the aircraft. He hung up the microphone, but the switch was still stuck "on". He stretched, groaned, & said, "Well, I think I'll go take a s**t, & then f**k the stewardess". This conversation w/ the co-pilot goes all over the airplane, & the stewardess hears it. She goes running up to the cockpit to tell him to turn off the intercom. Half-way there, she trips & falls right next to this little old lady. The lady looks at her, & says, "There's no sense in running, honey -- you heard him say he was gonna take a s**t 1st"!
2007-12-26 18:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both jokes (the one you said and the one the guy above me said) were hilarious. lol
2007-12-27 03:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by cranberry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Mighty funny!
2007-12-27 02:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
holy funny buns
2007-12-27 02:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!! Poor guy! LOL.
2007-12-27 19:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMG That was Great!!!
2007-12-27 02:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Snarfer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Oh NO! lmbo.
2007-12-28 01:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe this is a Question board.
2007-12-27 02:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by aaron r 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋
cool...lol
2007-12-28 01:19:04 · answer #9 · answered by tulip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋