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I'm 10 feet tall and bulletproof. Does Captain Morgan have anything to do with it?

2007-12-26 16:58:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

8 answers

That Captain Morgan is a sneaky sonofabetch. He may be behind it all. Just look at his smug-azz face on the bottle.

What's he got that I don't? That bastard...

2007-12-26 17:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by Julio P 2 · 4 0

only if you find yourself doing the captain morgan pose.

2007-12-26 17:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by blni0602 1 · 2 0

can you stand on one leg with girl(Hot one a 10) on leg? then YES your bullet proof!

2007-12-26 18:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Yes, unless you've been doing something else. Sniff sniff.

2007-12-26 20:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Brad S 1 · 0 1

Throw back a couple more and you'll be invisible.

2007-12-26 18:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

HE PROVIDES A FALSE SENSE OF IMMORTALITY.

2007-12-27 02:20:15 · answer #6 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1 0

LOL Yep!

2007-12-26 17:06:43 · answer #7 · answered by fantasy_lady428 5 · 0 0

Depends...how much have you had?

2007-12-26 17:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Minna V 5 · 0 0

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