A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart.
2007-12-26 15:59:54 · 27 answers · asked by Tw!NkLe 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don’t shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
2007-12-26 16:00:09 · update #1
OMG!!! Its hilarious....STAR!!! Its one of the best joke I ca,me across this month...lol..keep it up.
2007-12-27 14:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-12-26 16:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke!! It is almost like this condom joke: A guy went over to his girlfriend's house to pick her up for a date. When he got there her mom was the only one home. He thought it was strange but proceeded to wait for her to get home. Her mom starts to flirt with him and insinuate sexual favors. A little while later he got up and ran to the door. When he opened it, his girlfriend's dad was standing there and said "I knew you would pass the test!" The moral of the story is to keep you condoms in your car!
2016-04-11 02:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ This is really a funny stuff ~ keep it up buddy ~ Yeah worth a star
2007-12-26 16:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best. A star for you
2007-12-26 16:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!!!!! i laughed out loud heres a star. just keep telling such jokes. iwould like if it were a little 18+ type
2007-12-27 18:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a bit RA but quite funny
2007-12-26 16:37:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Outrageous!!!
2007-12-26 17:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow! that was hilarious and perverted @ the same time! funny! poor guy!
2007-12-26 16:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
2007-12-26 19:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋