what would have happen if mike tyson really fought steve austin?

Question

I can't get it out of my head ever since they almost brawled it out.......

Answer 1

Austin would have his skull cracked. If Mike can make Bulls sleep how can Austin be spared from Tyson's dynamite hands.

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

Mike Tyson Vs Stone Cold

Answer 3

Stone Cold Vs Mike Tyson

Answer 4

what would have happen if mike tyson really fought steve austin?

Vince McMahon would've made a k1lling in ticket sales and retire spending the rest of his days sipping pinacoladas in a tropical island instead of having to admit to illegitimately fathering an Irish Leprechaun in his past life just to boost ticket sales these days : P

Answer 5

In a pro wrestling setting, they would have traded shots, then Austin would have whipped Tyson in to the ropes, and hit him with a Lou Thesz Press. Austin would wait for Mr. Tyson to get up, boot to the gut, Stone Cold Stunner, lights out.

In a real fight setting back then (it was January to March 1998 when Tyson was in WWF as the special enforcer for the WWF World Championship match between Shawn Michaels and Austin at Wrestlemania XIV - Tyson was serving his ban for biting Holyfield), Tyson would have laid Stone Cold out in about 10 seconds, just like he did to Marvis Frazier. Stone Cold would have then lived up to his name.

Answer 6

You can't be serious. Austin is an actor. Tyson is a trained boxer with all kinds of punch combos and speed. Tyson would crack his nose and knock him out in about 10 seconds.

Answer 7

Austin would've opened up a can of whoop A** on Tyson. That's the bottom line or Tyson would have eaten his kids and chewed his ears.

Answer 8

Steve Austin and all other professional wrestlers are just stuntmen. They perform dangerous physical stunts according to a predetermined script. Tyson, on the other hand, is a full blown psycopath with professional fighting experience. This is a no contest. Tyson ends this one fast and ugly.

Answer 9

If Austin in real life knows any real(aka collegiate or olympic style) wrestling technques he might be able to take Mike down.

If he fails to do so or tries to go toe to toe he will be killed in seconds.

Even he knows this, since if he thought he could beat a heavyweight boxer toe to toe he would not be piddling around with a failed WWF career, he would be in the ring making 30 million a year.

Answer 10

Do not worry, help is here!!!

The accurate answer is that we cannot possibly know unless the two actually have a match.

But who wants accuracy? That is no fun.

An inaccurate (but sensible) answer is that a former professional heavyweight boxing champion should have no problem demolishing an actor (professional wrestler).

Sensibility is even less fun, so lets dig deeper, much deeper.....

Fortunately, I remember an old saying: "never underestimate your opponent".

Does it apply here? (It better, or I'm done).

Well. it turns out (luckily) that Steve Austin (his non-acting name is actually Steve Williams) did his training at Chris Adams wrestling school. Despite the fact that the school churned out your typical entertainment actor-type wrestlers, Adams was also a champion Judoka.

Ahah! So, Steve Williams might just have learned a little real wrestling along with the fake "professional" acting variety.

So then, let us use our imaginations (alot) to envision the possible outcomes of a fictitious fight.

Now that could be fun!

First, let's even the odds by imagining Tyson as completely unmotivated, in absolutely terrible shape, on double his usual zoloft medication, off steroids, and with a bad flu.

We will also imagine that Steve Williams has suddenly stopped guzzling beer, did learn a few judo moves back in acting school, and has full thespian motivation on the day (as usual, he is steroidal).

The bell rings.... (I'm excited!)


Imaginary armchair scenario one:

Queensberry rules apply. A tired and pathetic Tyson emerges from his corner, and knocks Williams out so quickly that the timekeeper has barely pushed the button.


Imaginary armchair scenario two:

MMA rules apply: Williams manages to rush Tyson and grabs him with the intent of applying the famous "Stone Cold Stunner". The out of shape, feverish Tyson can only manage one left hook that barely connects. Again, Williams is out cold. (He suffers permanent brain damage, and can only mumble "where's my "push"?? over and over).

Imaginary armchair scenario three:

International Judo Federation Rules apply:
Williams, to everyone's amazement, has invited Mr. Yong Sing Park of Korea to referee. It becomes clear that Williams is not just a beer-guzzling, rude, and untrained acting lout, but actually a guzzling, rude master Judoka!

Williams wins by disqualification early in round one, as Tyson violates all Judo etiquette and safety rules including the four forbidden techniques. (Williams is later hospitalized. He does not recover).

Final imaginary scenario (thankfully):

Street fight, no rules apply. Both fighters have just emerged from a bar, slightly drunk....

This time, Tyson is very badly injured.

Without his boxing gloves on, he unwisely commits the classic and famous boxer mistake and weakness by striking his opponent full force on the skull. (Dumb boxers). As a consequence, Tyson shatters both hands and can never fight again. Williams dies at the scene.

Tyson dedicates his life to his pigeons and supporting the the http://www.khaaan.com/ website.

Now, if that doesn't get it out of your head.....


{but wait, what if Steve had a bat??}

(Cheers)