is because you don't have faith.
you need to ask the unicorn into your heart, and then he will show himself to be true. but this will only work of you are sincere when you ask him. you need to have faith.
2007-12-26 13:53:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if some of you christians can spot the flaw in my logic.....now you know how the rest of us feel
2007-12-26 14:01:23 · update #1
"invisible pink" is not an oxymoron.
in this case, pink means "Having moderately leftist political opinions".
he is certainly invisible
2007-12-26 14:03:49 · update #2
But I have enough faith to also know that the IPU does not always say 'yes'.
The IPU is more concerned about my eternal soul and does not bother itself with more mundane matter like giving me the six winning lotto numbers, which serve no real purpose anyway
2007-12-26 14:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It has nothing to do with faith. I do not believe in the invisible pink unicorn because if it is pink, it can't be invisible -- and if it invisible, it can't be pink.
It is not a question of faith -- it is a question of logic.
2007-12-26 22:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Ranto 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Invisible pink unicorns, such heresy! But I do insist that there's an invisible pink elephant living in my garage. Nobody can hear, see, feel, or smell him but I know in my heart that he's in there. You can't prove that he isn't, therefore he must be real.
2007-12-26 22:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am agnostic when it comes to the pink unicorn.
By the way, couldn't the pink unicorn evolve someday from the white unicorn which comes from a "horse-like ancestor". Well how about over a few million years? How about then?
2007-12-26 21:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
When I drink to excess,
I see invisible pink unicorns.
Therefore they exist.
2007-12-26 22:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do believe in the pink unicorns...I can picture one in my mind now. Reality is what I perceive it to be. Dreams are a part of reality..they are just the consciousness in another plane of existence
2007-12-26 22:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by Breeze 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hey if you want to believe in the Pink Pony ok not my problem.
Only difference is when one prays to Jesus the life is changed, but when one prays to the Pink Pony nothing changes.
2007-12-27 00:28:22 · answer #7 · answered by kickindevilbutt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It cannot be simultaneously invisible and pink, as the word pink only has meaning when it is visible.
2007-12-26 22:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is there any evidence for the existence of this alleged pink unicorn?
If not, then I shall reject it, just as I reject all other supernatural/divine figures for which there is no evidence.
;)
2007-12-26 21:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
You are so right. I'm sorry. I'll be more sincere in trying to believe a myth... I mean, THE TRUTH.
2007-12-26 21:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ultraviolet Oasis 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋