He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare
His forhead wet with beads of sweat
He touched her here and there
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh
The slit was wet and all was set
He gave a joyus cry
The hole was wide...He looked inside
All was dark and murky
He rubbed his hands and streched out his arms
And then stuffed the turkey
WISHING YOU ALL HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
!!!GET YOUR MIDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!!!
2007-12-26 13:37:17 · 12 answers · asked by 1 UnIqUe InDiViDuAl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u got a warp sence of humour ---- love it
2007-12-27 00:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by smite69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh okay lol I've heard jokes similar to this one!!! What a way to throw people off
2007-12-27 10:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by Your Love Is One In A Million It goes On 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RoTFL LoL. Nice one. Happy holidays to you too!
2007-12-27 00:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by James ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH! You so got me. My mind was in the gutter.
2007-12-26 22:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, nice. Liked it much ^^
But it would have been perfect for thanksgiving, where were you!
(Just kidding).
2007-12-26 21:43:42 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. LOL
2007-12-26 21:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine&smiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG!! thats halarious
2007-12-26 22:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♥wonka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny in a very disgusting and nasty way
2007-12-26 21:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by amrrashed69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. good one... how would you know if the turkey is a SHE though
2007-12-26 22:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by Bring Sexy Back! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before....but it was good.....it made me laugh.....:D!
2007-12-26 21:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋