Marriage
Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married.
So Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage. "Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this is cute.
"Well," said Johnny, "I figured I could just move into Susie's room. It's plenty big for both of us."
"And how will you live?" "I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough."
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie's dad asked, "And what if little ones come along?"
"Well," said Johnny, "we've been lucky so far."
Star if you like!
2007-12-26 13:28:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Oh, that Johnny! LOL.
2007-12-29 03:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a funny Jonny joke. LOL
2007-12-26 21:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by teresacmt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Someone better run lol
2007-12-26 21:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by josh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha?
Don't get it dont give a star
2007-12-26 22:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Big dummy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!
2007-12-26 21:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute x]
2007-12-26 21:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as funny as your others
2007-12-27 16:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by ☮♡♥ ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawlz
2007-12-26 21:32:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, didn't expect that, lol
2007-12-26 21:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-12-26 21:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋