Little Johnny's 3rd grade teacher made a deal with the class. If anyone could answer a trivia question on Thursday, they would not have class on Friday. Everyone was really excited.
The first Thursday, the teacher asked the question, "How many gallons on water are there in the whole world?" All the students groaned because no one could possible know that.
The next week, the teacher asked, "How many grains of sand are there on all the beaches of world?" Again, no one could possibly know that.
Little Johnny was determined to get a Friday off and came up with a plan.
The next Thursday, he took a couple of black marbles to class with him. Right when the teacher got ready to ask the question, Johnny rolled the marbles towards the front of the room. The teacher saw them and asked, "All right, who's the comedian with the little black balls?"
Johnny exclaimed, "Eddie Murphy! See you on Monday!"
STar if you like!
2007-12-26 13:27:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOL THANKZ FOR THE LAUGH STAR
2007-12-26 13:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL omg that is soo funny it took me a while to get it but once i did i liked it lol you sure get a star!!!
2007-12-26 21:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r getting better. i read the last one first
2007-12-26 21:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by amrrashed69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! Kudos! ...10*...
Johnny is So Bad! LOL.
2007-12-29 11:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
Star for you!
2007-12-26 22:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Big dummy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooo funny
2007-12-27 16:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by ☮♡♥ ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah that was halarious good one
2007-12-26 23:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, keep them coming
2007-12-26 21:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by 14bert14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawlz
2007-12-26 21:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ur halarious!! =D
2007-12-26 22:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥wonka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋