A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
2007-12-26 11:39:15 · 21 answers · asked by specialforces_bassist 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It feels so wrong but right at the same time!!!! LOL it made me smile......One of those situations that is hilarious as long as it is not your story...
2007-12-26 11:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-26 11:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just went out and bought a new mirror, don't tell my wife! :D
Great Joke!
2007-12-26 11:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh shoot..nice one. unexpected answer and gave me a good laugh.
thanks for posting..you get a star. :D
2007-12-26 11:43:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y doesnt he just tell his wife the same thing...
ohh wait i get it. lol dat deserves a LOL
2007-12-26 11:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give the wife the same advice!
2007-12-26 11:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohhhh, that took awhile.
2007-12-26 11:43:57 · answer #7 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think thats real funny u no. but watever
2007-12-26 13:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by amrrashed69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you should be smart enough not to cheat on your wife if you love her.
2007-12-26 11:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by Sam. L. 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe Good one.! LOL loved it
2007-12-26 12:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋