An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We’re having some trouble with our sex life. Could you watch and offer some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I’m not a sex therapist. You should find someone else."
The couple said, "No, No, we trust you."
After watching them make love, the doctor said, "You don’t seem to be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I can’t give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next week and also the third week. After they had finished on the third week, the doctor said, "You aren’t having any trouble. Is this your idea of kinky sex?"
The man replied, "No, actually the problem is if we have sex at my house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house, her husband will catch us. The motel charges us $75, and we can’t afford that. You only charge $50, and Medicare pays half of that."
2007-12-26 11:23:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a good thing it was a once* a week thing & not every day! lol
2007-12-26 12:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't buy it. Give their dog back. Someone GAVE AWAY **THEIR** DOG. It was not his right to do so. How dare someone give away an elderyl couples dog, instead of rallying around the dog and either temporarily fostering it or bringing food and water to it. How do you know the dog hasn't been out for a walk in a month? How do you know where she lives? How do you know her nurse? I think there is more to this story then you're letting on. They live in an UPSTAIRS apartment on the "2nd floor" but yet they put the dog in a 10x10 backyard? They even have a backyard??!?! Something isn't right. Is this an elderly dog that has been with it's family the whole time? Someone took the dog and gave away something that did not belong to him. Since they've had the dog so long I would say it is a good chance that they do have medical records to prove they had the dog. Sorry, but maybe them being in the hospital and really sick and not having anyone to help them can excuse the dog not having a bath. You paint her out as a scenile woman who calls you when she thinks about it. I wonder if she's elderly and sick and wants HER dog back. How does she have a backyard that she keeps the dog in yet live on the 2nd floor of an apartment? Huh?
2016-04-11 02:00:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-12-26 11:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by Voice of Reason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say give the senior citizens more money.
Ha Ha thank for the laugh.
2007-12-26 11:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good joke -- not "lol rofl OMG XD XD XD" kind of funny, just clever with a surprising end: my favourite kind. ;)
Did you make it up?
2007-12-26 11:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by ... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
They've figured out the solution to their problem!
2007-12-26 12:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but why does it have to be an elderly couple?
2007-12-26 19:34:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhah good one star 4 u.
2007-12-26 11:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-26 14:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punch line was totally unexpected...very funny..gonna call all my friends and tell em that one.
2007-12-26 11:28:56 · answer #10 · answered by tidbit 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋