I will seek and find you .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you......... I will make
you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
now get your mind out of the gutter and get your flue jab!!!!!!!
2007-12-26 09:56:48 · 11 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! Who is this "Flu" and when can I meet her???
;)
LOL
2007-12-26 10:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Soni H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-26 18:42:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get mine. I can't stand needles. In fact, I usually faint. And they were out of the sniffy stuff. So I am sick as can be. Christmas tradition, I guess. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-26 18:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
come in,
shut the door
take off your clothes
get on top of me
do what you have to do to please yourself
Love
Mr. Toilet
hey,
i really wanna do it with you
get all sweaty
and hear each other breath hard
so..... wanna go running?
2007-12-26 18:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by brenda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read this joke yesturday on Y!A...still funny though. Star
2007-12-26 18:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by Normal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute...heres one,
I will go down on you and make you EXTREMLY happy!!! then ill go back up and *** the sh!t outta you
Sincerly,
Gas Prices
=0)
2007-12-26 18:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by TLO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must be going around. Chuckles!!!!
2007-12-26 18:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD
I think EVERYONE knows what I was thinking XD
Very good though! :)
x
2007-12-26 18:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok.. the flu never crossed my mind
LOL
2007-12-26 18:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by Abbey Road 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....very good...star 4u
2007-12-26 23:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋