2007-12-26 09:42:24 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not making this up...true story. I was listening to talk radio one night real late on a trip and heard an evangelist claim that dinosaurs were indeed on the ark...just on the lower levels. I swear on a stack of TV guides what I am saying is the truth! LMAO
2007-12-26 09:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by ms_beehayven 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I know this is a joke and everything, but I just wanted to point out that dinosaurs were long gone by the time humans came into existence.
2007-12-26 17:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs came from an era different from Bible times Dinosaurs were here some 100 million years ago, While the Bible times were some 20,000,000 years ago.
2007-12-26 18:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dinosaurs were of the 1st age (Seal), the time when God created "the spirit called man" and then created him (spirit called man) male and female (dinosaurs) Noah lived in the 4th age (Seal), Revelation 12:1-5. Man child refers to a child born to spirit called man, the same way Jesus called Himself the "Son of man"
The last dinosaurs died in the 2nd Age, the time of Job and Adam. Adam was of the 2nd age and his son Cain killed the first born Son (the Christ) of Eve of the 3rd Age
The Garden of Eden was the 3rd age, when the Christ (LORD God) made everything, the Christ did not created male and female, He made woman Eve as written in Revelation 12:1, all God Sons were born to the earth by the Holy Spirit through Eve, in the same manner Jesus and John the baptist were born.
2007-12-26 18:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Noah put not animals on the ark, God did that Himself.
2007-12-26 17:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, we know that your are just trolling, but to give you an answer. Noah just took two of each animal, and I believe that dinosaurs predate Noah.
2007-12-26 17:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They were killed in the Flood with the rest of the adult animals.The atmosphere changed when the Canopy burst and they didn't last long in the post-deluge world.
2007-12-27 00:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were dinosaurs on the ark. What makes you think there weren't?
What makes you think that oil comes from dinosaurs? That's not a foregone conclusion.
2007-12-26 17:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Craig R 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Amusing,but the noah account is undoubtably apocryphal.
2007-12-26 18:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by Maya 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No.
He did it because he was rightfully fearful that he would be EATEN.
2007-12-26 17:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋