A man walks into a bar, goes up and buys a bottle of beer, and says` good morning sire'
the bar attender replies ` its morning already?'
2007-12-26 08:41:09 · 35 answers · asked by Eminem 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ok here it is. 3 men go to hell. They meet the devil who says` welcome, now i'm going to cut off ur `your -u know what- according to ur fathers job.
The first man turn. the devils asks him` what is ur daddy's job?., the man answers`he was a lumberjack' so the devil got a chainsaw and vmmmm
the second man. he says his father was a butcher, so the devil got a knife and bam!
The devil came to the third man but found he was smiling, he asks, why are you smiling?
The man answers 'Well, my father was a lollipop maker'
2007-12-26 09:00:35 · update #1
lol
2007-12-26 09:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by gemma s 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
O_O
Okay, so..
Three women are sitting at a bar. Girl #1 brags saying she can fit 2 fingers in her...you know
Girl #2 says she can fit an entire fist.
Girl #3 says nothing, she just slowly starts sliding down the barstool.
2007-12-26 08:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Untitled Sabrina Project 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You`re exaggerating. Worth a chuckle.
2007-12-26 08:44:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh... I wouldn't go as far as calling that the funniest joke in the century.
In fact, I wouldn't go as far as saying it's even funny!
2007-12-26 08:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by Crystal Rayne 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm still waiting for the punch line?
2007-12-26 09:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ummm....no, I don't believe that's the joke of the century. Nice try, though.
2007-12-26 08:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by claudiacake 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
then the guy who walked up to the bar says. well the frisbee seemed to be getting bigger......... and then it hit me!.
no it's not morning the doors are still open. hehe
2007-12-26 08:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
okay don't stop there .................deliver the punch line......now. If you think this is the best joke of the century ...you must not get out much!
2007-12-26 08:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by begood1977 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get the morning joke
2007-12-26 09:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by kiki72404 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not even last century.
2007-12-26 08:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by Cotton 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lolz hilarous
2007-12-26 15:37:08 · answer #11 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋