Scientist invented super computer that should answer any question. They asked "is there god?". The computer respond- not enough information, please connect me to the strongest computers in the world. Ok so they done it and they ask him again, and still it say that there is not enough info and ask to connect him to all the computers in the world. Same thing all other again but this time to connect him to all the electricity in the world. The scientists already tired ask him once more "is there god"? And the computer respond with a grim smiley on the monitor "Now there is!!"
A missioner lost in the desert. Suddenly he see a huge lion coming to attack him. There is no where to run so the last thing he can do is to pray. So he get down on his knees, put his hands together and say "please lord can you make this lion a good christian?" Suddenly the lion sit down put his hands together too and say "Bless, O Lord this food that....."
2007-12-26 08:34:02 · 8 answers · asked by Vagabond 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Both are really great. I see why they are your favorites. Liked the second one best.
2007-12-26 08:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Cotton 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD <3 the first one!
I * You!
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2007-12-26 08:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by LinnLovestruck<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, it grow to be tremendously humorous yet ya be attentive to what's even funnier.... anybody sucking as much as you announcing it grow to be the funniest comic tale they have ever heard. some people will say something for 10 factors.
2016-10-09 05:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Chuckles and a star!
2007-12-26 10:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao the second one is hialrous
2007-12-26 15:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by *Mяz.ωαу* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-26 08:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
2007-12-26 08:38:37 · answer #7 · answered by cutie2_brenda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny stuff!!!
2007-12-26 08:38:32 · answer #8 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋