A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one." The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
2007-12-26 07:18:53 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10! best joke today.
2007-12-26 07:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by Quizard 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I give out only a few stars because I only give stars to those questions I have strong feelings about or they are a part of my life in some way... They have to be important to me, so if my friends follow my star to that question, they will see why I starred it... So basically it just has to be important enough to share with others...
2016-05-26 09:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey that will be do for me with the same Bull,here have a star.xxxxx
2007-12-26 10:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that one lmao.Have a star
2007-12-26 07:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Chris P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha oh gosh thats good.
Starred!
2007-12-27 03:41:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feckin' funny!!!
like it
xxx
2007-12-26 11:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-27 00:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! Chuckles and a star!!!
2007-12-26 10:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats was so hilarious! One star for that one!!!
2007-12-26 07:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u got smoe good jokes lol
2007-12-26 09:17:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥pAvi♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!
2007-12-26 07:47:53 · answer #11 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋