No, I'm not I'm refering to Michael Jackson or that Idaho Senator Larry Craig, I mean these ghastly holiday fruitcakes with the little red and green mystery chunks in them.
I hate to just throw it out, and insult my garbage can. I already have a boat anchor. Could it be used for some kind of building material or roach repellant maybe? I have a forklift to move it, so that's not a problem.
Any good suggestings would be much appreciated.
2007-12-26 07:12:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
throw it on the air and practice your batting average!!!!
2007-12-26 07:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Rhonda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can go to Manitou Springs, Colorado in January for the Great Fruitcake Toss.
2007-12-26 15:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by PennySavior2002 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use it as a doorstop! You could keep it in your trunk and use it for traction if you get stuck in the mud or snow. It is hockey season isn't it? use it as a puck. Happy New Year!!
2007-12-26 15:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by gypsy giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why so bias about the humble fruitcake? Slice it thin and enjoy it with a nice cuppa tea!
2007-12-26 15:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by j m 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Door stop?
Deep sea fishing weight?
Ammo for a trebouchet?
2007-12-26 15:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In ancient times they were lobbed at enemy castles using a catapult. Do you have neighbors you don't like? A catapult could be for you.
2007-12-26 15:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Crumble it up and throw it on your lawn for bird and squirrel food. Thats what I do with mine every year. Squirrels love it.
2007-12-26 15:16:21 · answer #7 · answered by arelda1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the proper place for fruitcakes is the trash can... That's where they belong.. yuck.. I hate fruitcakes, they are so nasty tasting.
2007-12-26 15:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by Wubishet 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use it as a hockey puck!!!
2007-12-26 15:14:52 · answer #9 · answered by Tina T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Re-gift it.
2007-12-26 15:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋