It was given to you without consent, you'll be forced to use it no matter what, and you seem ungrateful if you don't sing its praises upon receiving it.
2007-12-26 06:53:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Honestly....what the hell am I going to do with a Juicer? I freaking hate pulpy juice.
Thanks Aunt Lydia.
2007-12-26 07:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Skalite 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If I live my life for a god, how he wants, what he wants, when he wants, which is an assumption based on my specific interpretation, with the fear of eternal damnation, knowing that others around me, people I care for, will be damned, not knowing if I've been good enough, not knowing if I may have committed the unforgivable sin, not knowing if I've committed a sin and that I haven't yet asked for forgiveness, perhaps I die in an accidental way and haven't had a chance to ask for forgiveness for my recent sin, I will miss this life. What could be more terrifying than 'believe this and live this way or suffer terribly for eternity?' Nothing. That is the ultimate example of bondage.
2007-12-26 08:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by E. F. Hutton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of like getting INTO a frying pan
2007-12-26 07:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Frying pan? More like Brut cologne.
2007-12-26 07:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 05:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did laptop really want for Christmas?
2007-12-26 06:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, but pretend to be surprised even though Jesus gives you the same thing every year.
2007-12-26 07:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
KINDA, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN ANY MATERIAL GIFT YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE AND ONCE YOU HAVE IT, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE NEED FOR OR EVEN WANT ANOTHER GIFT EVER AGAIN.
2007-12-26 07:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
2007-12-26 07:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by HenryIX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a gift for all who accept that gift. : )
2007-12-26 07:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋