Dumb Blondes...I'm One! !
All angels have blonde hair...
Ever notice that?
My spike heels don't get caught in my earrings...
Only my hair.
Why do you want to be a blonde...
People don't take you seriously now.
The up-keep is way too expensive...
Rolls to the salon, $100 tip for the hairdresser.
For a fact, blondes are dumb...
E=mc2. We can explain that. Can they?
Blondes can get away with anything...
'I just totalled your BMW.' 'No problem.'
Blondes never get speeding tickets...
Only dates with the cops who caught them.
On a good day, blondes can't spell 'a'...
Bad day? We can redesign the Hubble Spacecraft.
On a good day, blondes 'can't' cook...
Bad day? Blondes won't cook.
Why do men prefer blondes...
They know they can't afford the diamonds.
Why do I prefer being a blonde...
Maybe it's the Viking blonde...
But it keeps everyone guessing.
Oh DUH!
Elysabeth...poemhunter, as in .com
2007-12-26 06:51:04 · 20 answers · asked by Elysabeth 7 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
The author of this poem...ME...is definitely a blonde...says so in 2 places!!!!!!
2007-12-27 05:03:01 · update #1
Makes me wanna be a cop...lol...
im surround by blondes, 3 in my house and 2 sisters whos always here....i seem to be the dumb one....and im bald....
They are pretty silly, but thats the fun of it.....i dont prefer hair color, i prefer hair length....im a sucker for a girl with short hair....
Blondes very well may be dumb, but they are smarter then me...lol..
2007-12-26 08:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by Speedstar 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I honestly believe blond gals have more female hormones. Some where I picked up that knowledge, or belief, and I think I will always feel that way.
Haven't you ever noticed a hormonal difference between a real red head and other girls? I am sure they have a different hormone mix too!!!
Rarity is prized, and blonde hair is a recessive gene. There are fewer in the population, by %, every generation. Red heads even more so.
I would never dye my hair to attract females, but I thank blonde dyed women for trying so hard, even though it is arguable whether it is a sign of smarts.
Depends on your goals. If blonds do have more fun (and I do think they smile more), get a break from male bosses & customers (and that's all good too), and also "get the guys", how dumb is that?
Why does no one eer ask if they are smarter? Maybe they are smart enough to NOT scare off guys with their greater intelligence.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Don't you love looking into blue eyes too???
PS: When my wife feels frisky she dyes her hair blond, or wears her red wig. If she does both, I come running!!!
2007-12-26 16:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is just another example of people being stereotyped -if you are blonde, you must be dumb. Well, I know blondes that play the "dumb" card and they get away with almost everything and others who refuse to accept that label. There are also those who, no matter what colour their hair, are as dumb as dirt. You, my dear, are a VERY SMART blonde. Keep on using your intelligence - it will get you further in life than going the other way.
2007-12-26 17:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by lynnemarton13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I have found more smart blonds than dumb ones, but the dumb ones have the brains of a rock. Luckily there aren't many of those. Most of the dumb blonds have dark roots also. I think it's the peroxide that destroys their brains.
2007-12-26 18:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Dondi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I resemble that remark. Blond but not so dumb, I may not know everything, but I learn quick. Keep the faith sisters, we are blonds without bleach. Have a star.
2007-12-26 18:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If blonde are so dumb then why is the author of the poem not one of them? So much for that chain of thought......
2007-12-27 12:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My only issue with blonde secretaries is when they use white out on the computer screen.
2007-12-26 17:23:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No blondes aren't really dumb
2007-12-26 16:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Shae 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
Great line on the Hubble telescope (spacecraft)--very clever.
2007-12-26 15:27:51 · answer #9 · answered by Todd 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blondes aren't really dumb, but people think so because they associate blonde with bleaching your hair, which could be thought of as stupid, or bleach "leaking into your brain." but no, blondes are NOT dumb.
2007-12-26 14:59:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋