thats Flying Spaghetti Monster to all you infidels that don't know better.
i know in my heart that the FSM loves you and would like to molest you with his noodly appendages. if you would just open your stomach to him he would fill you with yummy goodness. everywhere you look you see evidence of his deliciousness. so now that i have proved to you that he exists, whats your proof against my insurmountable evidence to the contrary?
2007-12-26 03:47:55 · 17 answers · asked by Free Radical 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the bible is a heretical work, and not of the glorious FSM. only the holy cookbook is the word of the one true god, the FSM
2007-12-26 03:56:23 · update #1
mike -
i direct it to Christians because 3 have (just today) asked atheists to give evidence for gods non-existence. this move me to bring the one and *only* true faith to *your* attention, that of the FSM. i hope you hear the truth and change your ways..before its too late for seconds!
2007-12-26 04:01:11 · update #2
godshew -
how dare you insinuate that my fiction is somehow inferior to yours! may you boil forever, Ramen.
(end righteous indignation here)
2007-12-26 04:09:46 · update #3
Non believers will be boiled in water and Olive Oil for eternity for calling our loving Spaghetti Monster a myth.
Even Christians and Muslims who live good lives helping those around them, must face the monster and account for their non belief. Eternal torture is actually loving at the hands of the FSM, its not our fault decent people don't believe in him and choose eternal boiling.
2007-12-26 03:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I ate the FSM with marinara sause and grated parmesan cheese
2007-12-26 11:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by James O 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's not proof. Besides, the Flying Spaghetti Monster must be accepted on FAITH! Expecting proof will only make him angry!
2007-12-26 11:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris beat up the flying spaghetti monster, I wouldn't mess with Chuck.
2007-12-26 12:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can keep the fsm and his noodle appendages to yourself. I going to keep following Jesus who had his appendages nailed to the cross to prevent me from spending eternity in hell.
2007-12-26 12:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by Tessa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have no proof that the flying spagetti monster doesn't exist, but if he wants to molest me, I think I'd rather stay away from him.
2007-12-26 11:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Professor Cuddles III 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sound the alarm, awake the king,
the kingdom is under attack from a
phantom menace, called the shadow,
the shadow of things to come, the law.
what would the grace us king say,
if his rest was sow law disturbed, by
such a premature chicken little story?
perhaps grow UP, and grow in GRACE
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-12-26 12:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because the Bible teaches that there is only one God, and that all others are made by men. I think the FSM is a good example of this.
2007-12-26 11:57:06 · answer #8 · answered by L.C. 6 · 2⤊ 6⤋
What is written about the FSM in the bible?
2007-12-26 11:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Fred 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
It cannot be disproved therefore it is the truth, sign me up, there's something we can all believe in!
2007-12-26 12:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by . 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋