he gets to pick the music
he works for god, as the local "branch" manager, but only gets minimum wage, which makes him angry and moody, so he plays bad music all the time.
2007-12-26 03:09:08
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answered by Twist 5
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The main punishment in hell is eternal separation from God
and Hell is the punishment Satan received for equating himself with God and Satan will be confined there for all eternity with the rest of the bad angels and those People who have chosen their will over the Lord's.
2007-12-27 08:58:26
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answered by topcat 1
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He's the corporate mouthpiece. Kind of like Ronald McDonald is for McDonald's. We all know the man who really pulls the strings in hell is Joe Kennedy. That's the only answer I can come up with for the reason why Bon Scott and Keith Moon can die choking on their own vomit while a lushy land-whale like Ted Kennedy can continue to exist on a steady IV vodka drip.
2007-12-26 11:11:47
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answer #3
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answered by Curtis B 6
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Hell was made for satan and the angels who followed him in his rebellion against God. Satan himself will be tormented there. He will have no "role" there, but will simply be a eternal tenant.
2007-12-26 11:09:20
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answered by goinupru 6
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Hell's main punishment is eternal separation from God plus all the fire and brimstone. I think you might be confusing Dante's Inferno (excellent, by the way, from a literature standpoint) with what hell will actually be like. As far as I understand, Satan will be suffering with the rest of the unbelievers.
2007-12-26 11:08:22
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answered by kimilou2001 3
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Satan and hell - invented to keep the Church in power and the Christians in fear.
And if there is such thing why are u giving evil more attention than God?
2007-12-26 11:12:55
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answered by Anonymous
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"Hell" is the name of the purifying fire that destroys sin and sinners. It burns hot, but not for a long time. Satan has no role, he is killed in the fire that comes down from Heaven to purify the earth, so the Savior can make all things new.
2007-12-26 11:07:56
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answered by hasse_john 7
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As far as I know Satan burns in hell with the sinners.
2007-12-26 11:08:59
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answered by Trevor 2
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I think he outsources the punishments to people like Mengela... yes, even Satan has to delegate a few of these responsibilities... Satan is out tempting women with fruit and and causing fornication...
2007-12-26 11:08:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I guess he's the ruler of the place. He decides who gets tortured today. He can get a little nookie when he feels like it. All in all, not a bad job.
2007-12-26 11:12:18
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answered by Just Me 5
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