I am just sharing this little joke with my friends on Seniors. Please don't SPREAD it about.
I bought, him indoors, a lovely little spreading knife and some chocolate from Anne Summers. He had taken the knife out of the packaging and put the chocolate......God knows where! Christmas Day he couldn't find the chocolate anywhere! So, he came up with the bright idea of melting down bits
of a Cadbury bar that we had in the fridge.
Only problem was it was a bar of Cadburys with Crunchie bits!!! Ouch!
P.S. 13.30 hrs Boxing Day. Still haven't found the Choccy!
2007-12-26 00:33:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Tc and Bj We try! We know the dog hasn't had it 'cos she can't use a knife.
2007-12-26 00:46:56 · update #1
Carolyna, 'Cos I am one1 Lol! We still have fun, even at our age.
2007-12-27 04:07:09 · update #2
Fisherman, come over for some hot chocolate.
2007-12-27 04:08:05 · update #3
Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
I'm am so full of cold, headache and blurry eyes, but you have made me laugh so much, i feel alot better!!!
Just one question, why did you think you should post this question under SENIOR CITIZENS???
The crunchie chocolate sounds hilarious, i may try that myself (when I'm better) !!
2007-12-26 00:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by MISS CAROLYN ARSENAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rescued dog that can't use a cnife, and what happens prey if he gets tangled up in a spaghetti tree when hes out on a mession?
2007-12-26 12:08:30 · answer #2 · answered by inthedark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll never understand the female of the species!
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life by introducing food into it.
When I came into the bedroom with 1/2 dozen eggs and a packet of bacon she hit the roof!
Women !!
2007-12-26 08:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
What a waste of good chocolate ,use whipped cream instead
2007-12-27 10:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you need to heat that chocolate up till it's rather warm so it melts? That must have burned.
2007-12-26 08:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truth is stranger than fiction. And funnier too.
That chocolate will up when you least expect it. I hope you remember what is was for.
2007-12-26 11:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did your pooch eat it? The chocolate, I mean?
Try philly cheese....good substitute.
2007-12-26 08:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice little tale, we prefer chocolate cool whip. nummy
2007-12-26 18:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your doggie have a guilty expression on his face?
SuzieQ!!!! Didn't have you and him indoors down as being THAT adventurous LOL. xxxx
2007-12-26 08:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Susie, It will turn up one day, when you have company, just to embarrass you! That is life, for you!
2007-12-26 12:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋