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Being both are fictional, I am sticking with Santa... he has years of experience, a well thought out delivery system that can do in one night what it would take FedEx and UPS about 4 weeks to do... a workshop capable of reproducing every toy and electronic known to man, a great PR department and look at the guy... he's just so damn jolly and happy.

Jesus on the other hand, has no delivery system on the table... the one trick that he has shown took him 3 days to get out of a simple cave, something Santa could do in 3 seconds. Jesus has no workshop, no toy making elves, no reindeer and definitely no secret and secure homebase. Let's face it, the North Pole is super isolated and hardly anyone ventures up there. Jesus is smack dab in the middle of world trouble and all it would take is one lucky Hamas rocket to put production at a stand still and either delay Christmas, or worse yet, cancel it until repairs are made.

2007-12-26 00:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 2 0

I want Santa. I can't see JC dressing up like Santa.

2007-12-26 08:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Santa is a beautiful childhood myth. I hope the myth lasts forever.

Jesus died 2,000 years ago----I think it would be frightening if he delivered gifts------since all reasoning says a dead person could not deliver them.

2007-12-26 08:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Shossi 6 · 2 0

Santa. I am more likely to make his "nice" list.

2007-12-26 09:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lilith D 6 · 0 0

Jesus Christ is the sole reason for the holiday season, not the fat clown guy with the snow white beard in a red suit.

The spiritual gift of Lord Jesus Christ to mankind is eternal and fulfilling while the material gift of the red fat bearded clown is temporary and easily bored.

2007-12-26 08:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by shiluomi 4 · 0 3

The reindeer wouldn't budge if Jesus took the reigns. They need a fat guy in a bright suit who commands them with AUTHORITY.

2007-12-26 08:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm down with Santa.....he's less ominous.

2007-12-26 08:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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