The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.
A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...
"Shiit" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
2007-12-26 00:00:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if you like! :)
2007-12-26 00:02:44 · update #1
That is too-too cool. Thanks, it's the first time I've heard it.
Have a star and a great day. Here's one for you:
This gal goes to a hypnotist to quit smoking. He says he can help her and pulls out his watch. He tells her to keep her eyes on the watch as he begins swinging it back and forth.
"Watch the watch, watch the watch..."
"Wait a minute," the woman shouts. "You aren't going to drop that watch and say 'sh!t' are you?"
2007-12-26 01:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! 10/10
2007-12-26 01:21:05 · answer #2 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did enjoy that.. got a good laugh
2007-12-26 00:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by LeChara Johnson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I'm a little slow but then understood, really good!
2007-12-26 00:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by RomeoXplicit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one better then the bear and rabbit one. Funny stuff.
2007-12-26 00:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by blooman428 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiice.
2007-12-26 00:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it at first.
But I burst out laughing after understanding this joke. :D
2007-12-26 01:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by MiranDa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I'm gonna tell that one to my boyfriend. He likes poop humor:)
2007-12-26 00:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by The Beast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've already read this somewhere but it never fails to give me good laugh.. star for you!!!
2007-12-26 01:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by tokidokie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-12-26 00:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by ~lien~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋