A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."
2007-12-25 13:40:53 · 16 answers · asked by infobod2nd 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:D
2007-12-25 13:44:15 · answer #1 · answered by twiggles_who_giggles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can we've exciting? nicely, enable's see how I spend my weekends. final weekend I went into the city with my chum for a triple-blind-date, yet then his date did no longer happen so we performed jenga with some friends. I went to a sleepover and watched the action picture PAPRIKA. The day after that, I went into the city a 2nd time with my poetry class. We had lunch, went to a poetry bookstall, went to a distant places language bookstall, then have been given some bubble tea. That nighttime, I went to my chum Felicity's abode and we watched the action picture "Wristcutters: A Love tale" and did some baking. while the action picture became over we went to my abode to visual exhibit unit some Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Pre-breakup, I used to occasion plenty besides, yet because of the fact the Ex is at each and every occasion and that i've got not got the desire to make him uncomfortable, i've got cut back back on the partying. ordinary, I quite have a exceedingly exciting existence. I attempt to no longer enable my analyze rigidity me out too plenty and that i'm extra or much less a chuffed individual.
2016-12-18 08:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 13:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! :D
(Btw, it seems like its the man who started it.
If he just kept his mouth shut nothing would have begun) x)
Anw its still a great joke.
Starred - 9/10 [:
2007-12-25 18:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! Nice one! (i'm a bloke)
Man says to his wife "I'm going down the pub. Get your coat on!"
She says "oh, am I going with you?"
He says "no! I'm turning the heating off!"
2007-12-25 13:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO.
This is one of the funniest I've heard all day.
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2007-12-25 13:53:52 · answer #6 · answered by melissa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-25 14:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by jenaveggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-12-25 13:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by hearsay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-25 14:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by teletubbies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh man if i had that one i'd divorce! lazy slobs...
2007-12-25 13:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by Insert Screen Name Here. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-26 01:22:44 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋