An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor.
Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said,
"If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn't fall like that.
The old man looked up and replied, "If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus."
2007-12-25 12:52:52 · 19 answers · asked by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haven't heard it.. this time is little johnny's turn to get hit.. lol
2007-12-25 16:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L another gd 1 10/10 x
2016-05-26 05:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is really good, (to the people who dont get it the old man was refering to the little boys daddy wearing a comdon, if he had worn a condom then there would be no little johnny, thus a seat for the old man.)
2007-12-25 13:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 13:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2007-12-25 13:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by Zabrina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very funny...i just love little johnny jokes
star 4u
2007-12-25 16:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha great joke!
2007-12-25 18:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it took me so long to understand the joke but still it rocks. good one!!
2007-12-25 13:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....
2007-12-25 13:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny LOL
2007-12-25 13:38:21 · answer #10 · answered by I love Neville LongbottomDA/RA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋