Like sixtus I was a doorman and saw many bozos come in claiming to be black belts or martial artists get their head handed to them .Sometimes I had to do it to restore order .The funniest ones were those who would get into a stance and say I know tkd or karate or kung fu putting themselves in a defensive posistion .Surest way to get your *** kicked when the opponent launches a concerted multiple attack and keeps driving you back .By the time they got into their 1st block they were hit 4 or 5 times.
99.9% OF MARTIAL ARTISTS dont know or understand the concept of "there is no block" one of the basic ideas behind succesfully defending yourself.
Which brings me to the point idai made .Because they dont understand they have failed on many levels before they got into the fight.
There isn't any inferior arts only inferior training.
2007-12-26 03:41:18
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answered by bunminjutsu 5
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worst martial art based statistics
2016-02-03 05:14:51
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answered by ? 4
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As much as I hate questions like this, there actually is a real answer. It's called Joe Son Do and it is practiced by only one person. That man is the guy who played Random Task in Austin Powers. He had a couple MMA fights and lost every time. It's a wonder why no one else wanted to learn his system. :P
2007-12-25 13:28:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I AM AUTHOR AND INVENTOR OF MARTIAL ART COMBINED ALL INEFFECTIVE METHODS OF MARTIAL ARTS WE KNOW IN AN INTERNET OR BOOKS. I READ AND WATCHED EVERYTHING SINCE I WAS VERY, VERY YOUNG AND TOOK ONLY WHAT IS REALLY DO NOT WORK FOR ME AND PROBABLY FOR OTHERS AS PHYSIOLOGY IS THE SAME FOR EVERYBODY. THAT IS SHOULD BE TITLED WORST NARTIAL ART IN THE WORLD AS MANY PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK..)) BUT IT S NOT SO. AS MY EXPERIENCE SAYS, THERE ARE NO WORST OR BEST MARTIAL ARTS BECAUSE IF PERSON KNOWS ANY SYSTEM OF FIGHT VERY WELL IT SEEMS LIKE ANY SYSTEM OF FIGHT WORKS VERY WELL. FOR EXAMPLE, YOU KNOW ONLY A ONE PUNCH AND YOU MEET MMA CHAMPION AND YOU KNOCKED HIM DOWN. DOES IT LOOKS WORST? ASK QUSTIONS IF INTERESTED: https://www.facebook.com/Mrsugarman
2014-03-03 09:24:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Statistics? What, did the Census Department start taking surveys on martial arts or something?
2007-12-25 15:41:07
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answered by Anonymous
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I was not aware that any martial arts were based on statistics. But I can see that large standard deviations and numerous outliers can be a deadly combination.
2007-12-25 12:58:05
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answered by dtewsacrificial 4
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Yellow Bamboo. It's a Chinese art of white magic. You should youtube for some videos. Hilarious.
2007-12-25 18:59:38
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answered by Oddeye 4
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Yeah, agreed... then there is Shaolin-Do.
Also in my city there is a charlatan who looks like he can fly and kill 100 men. He is Asian and he is a phony. His art is made up. He calls it Shaolin Kung Fu.
There is also Pa kua Martial Arts. Another made up art. Here is their "demo" : http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8471102432646203407&q=pa+kua+martial+arts&total=156&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
It's about the worst out there.
2007-12-26 04:54:58
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answered by Darth Scandalous 7
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Tae Kwon Do has changed from a great art into something sporty. Many TKD schools are McDojos with fake black belt programs...as long as you cough tuns of money sooner or later you make it to black belt(even if you are terrible)....Old TKD was great
2007-12-25 13:02:20
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capoiera the brazlian dancing style and tai chi. To date I have never seen anyone even try and use them.
At least I have seen dozens of TKD, karate and kung fu guys get bashed on the street by the average guy so they are pretty poor.
The first two I mentioned don;t even make it to the fight, so that is pretty low statistics.
2007-12-25 16:37:12
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answered by Anonymous
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