A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye says, "I've got a better idea, let's pretend we're married."
"Why not?" giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies, "get your own damn blanket!"
2007-12-25 11:25:01 · 21 answers · asked by Mr. X 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good!
2007-12-25 11:27:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty damn funny! Good set up cause you know everyone's thinking they are gonna get in the same bunk. Of course, I think that's the route I'd take.
2007-12-25 11:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lmao
2007-12-25 16:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 11:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good 1
2007-12-25 12:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by ßღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 04:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by hickerson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! A happily married couple. LOL
2007-12-25 11:38:35 · answer #7 · answered by nevergrold 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2007-12-25 11:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by The Unshushable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny. * 4 u
2007-12-25 12:59:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had heard it before but forgot about it, thanx for bringing a smile to my face.
starred!!
2007-12-25 11:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...funny
But in reality,it will not be funny if it happens to me xD
2007-12-25 11:30:34 · answer #11 · answered by Kkamshi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋