A teacher is asking the kids what jobs their father's do. All the usual answers come up: fireman, salesman, builder and so on.
But little Johnny doesn't raise his hand.
"Come on Johnny! We want to know what your dad does!"
Johnny says "My dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes his clothes off in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he goes out with them, rents a cheap hotel room and sleeps with them".
The teacher quickly sets the other children some work to do and pulls Johnny aside.
"Is that really what your dad does Johnny?" she asks.
"No, he plays for England but i'm too embarassed to say!"
2007-12-25 11:05:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, that litte Johnny is such an little itch. Fabulous! Star for you. Thank you.
2007-12-25 11:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kinda think whether kids get spanked depends more on culture and country rather than parent's occupation ... though now, in so many countries, maybe dad needs to be a lawyer in order to know how to give your/our butt a good licking and yet not get thrown in jail for doing it. .
2016-04-11 00:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny is such an little itch
im gonna give you a star=]
2007-12-25 11:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 11:17:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i bet a lot of kids say that about England love it lol.
2007-12-25 20:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
but guess which response is most probably from an American or whatever
2007-12-25 12:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably cricket team ,I think.Great joke again.
2007-12-25 21:35:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one xD
2007-12-25 11:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by Kkamshi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes get owt thts so true... well the rugby team i would be proud to play for!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-25 11:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lonzdale the rugby maestro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-26 01:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋