If you smile, laugh, or giggle, etc, star please =]
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9yearsold.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is alreadyasleepon the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As youmight expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tellshisgirlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" ifshewants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over myface!*!*!*!*!
2007-12-25 08:16:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heehee!! I like it, star for you!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-25 08:30:54 · answer #1 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww
haha
lol
2007-12-25 09:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-25 14:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-12-25 09:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by UGK 4 Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liek the "i cant get pregnant part"...
if she doesnt want any babies, abstience!
or at least try to prevent one with a CONDOM, and/or the boyfreind cleaning her up
2007-12-25 14:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
gr8 1
10/10!!
2007-12-25 09:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahhahahahhaa.
thats a good one.
i'm giving you a star lol
2007-12-25 08:42:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have giggled if you left out the
"Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant!"
sorry no star
2007-12-25 09:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by tubasteve 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
guilty of giggling..so here's ur star....hehehee
2007-12-26 00:34:41 · answer #9 · answered by hugme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard this one before. but its still hilarious.
2007-12-25 10:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-12-25 09:15:28 · answer #11 · answered by Nije L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋