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10 points to the person who comes up with the best punchline for this!

Merry Christmas everyone! ;-)

2007-12-25 07:07:12 · 13 answers · asked by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

...she declined, due to the prolonged burning sensation the last one left.

2007-12-25 09:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

so i put a bow around my log with a note saying yule love it.

2007-12-25 15:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by dejavu 5 · 10 0

I am entirely too hung over today to attempt this one--
lol
Merry Christmas sweety
(((JACK)))

2007-12-25 15:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 5 0

Until I found out she put her mouth on Patrick's mistletoe

2007-12-25 15:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 7 0

I make a fabulous "Bouche do Noel" that would satisfy her sweet tooth.

2007-12-25 16:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 5 0

But all I could get was limp pasta.

2007-12-25 15:26:59 · answer #6 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 9 0

But ended up with figgy pudding instead ;)


((((((Jacky))))

2007-12-25 20:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 3 0

But it was too big for her hearth.

2007-12-25 16:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

But she couldn't stick with it..

2007-12-25 18:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

but i didn't have a stocking to wrap it with!

2007-12-25 16:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by drew d 2 · 4 0

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