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before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Love, honey

2007-12-25 07:04:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Well, we already know that Man has been trying to put round things in square holes for Eons, as discussed per your earlier topics.
But in our infinite wisdom, we simply failed to consider the benefit of putting round things "on" square objects, until the mid-70's, that is. I think it all began with an out-of-work ex-hippie hitch-hiking from L.A. When he got to Texas, it was like, "What a bummer of a big state!" So he stole some wheels off an A & P store buggy, and nailed 'em to his luggage (that's what I heard, really!) Got to Florida a few hours earlier that way!
Which is where that Apollo mission took off from in July of 1969 that put Man on the Moon! Which is round and kinda looks like an old cold pepperoni pizza.
But we did find out that it wasn't made of Swiss cheese that day!

2007-12-25 09:17:21 · answer #1 · answered by Kentucky Dave 6 · 0 0

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2007-12-25 07:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's not that we couldn't, it's more we wouldn't. Different generation. The generation that is known for wheels on luggage is also known for the Super Size, obesity and heart disease. The generation that landed on the moon were the youth during the second world war, where if anything was to heavy to carry by yourself, it didn't need wheels, you needed to be stronger.

Love, Bunny.

2007-12-25 07:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 · 1 0

huh you got another bottle. are you OK or still Drunk. I hope you Drunk. lol. that is a good question. we like to do things and see it for ourself instead of letting something with wheels. you know what I mean. if you don't like it. I can go back and change history and put a woman on the moon first than man but I will have to take you back with me on the time. so do you agree or not.

2007-12-25 14:35:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

It is simply a matter of priorities It was much more important to get to the moon ,also we are becoming to obese ,not me but most Americans, so if you ask me take the wheels off . it is good excercise ..,Excercise in any manner is good for our bodies.. Cheers

2007-12-25 12:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0 0

It's obvious it took a lot more brain power to figure out the wheels.

2007-12-26 16:28:52 · answer #6 · answered by Krazy 6 · 0 0

there were no racing to put wheels on luggage,
and you know we'd love to show off.

2007-12-26 00:28:30 · answer #7 · answered by Taha* 7 · 0 0

How is it we put man on the moon at all? And before the modern cell phone was invented, no less!

Love your avatar, by the way.

2007-12-25 08:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by eventhorizen 4 · 0 0

There is a major egp issue going on in the hearts of men !

2007-12-25 07:26:39 · answer #9 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 0 0

because were americans think about the arrival before we think about getting there and the trip and all that entails including lugging around our luggage....... beside how elese would we have gotten the word lug

2007-12-25 07:09:32 · answer #10 · answered by dejavu 5 · 3 0

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