A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2007-12-25 06:00:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. Niiiiice. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-25 06:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-12-25 15:20:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh you're funny , yes indeed, but I would had probably gotten stuck between floors! HA! Most likely between the 3rd and 4th floor! HA!
2007-12-25 14:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be nice and treat us like the queens we are....then it's all gravy....xxoo Merry Christmas HA HA good one though
2007-12-25 15:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by johnett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya can't blame a woman for wanting to check out all her options. Now really, it is exactly what guys do! The pot is calling the kettle black!!! Ha! Funny, tho. ;-)
2007-12-25 14:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would have been funnier if
They found the perfect sign and all the dudes turned out to be gay. LOL!!!!
But good anyways..
Don't get mad at me cause I had a better punch line LOL!!!
2007-12-25 14:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol thats funny, kinda mean, but still gets to the point
2007-12-25 18:52:46 · answer #7 · answered by twisternycxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMGG THAT IS SOO COOL
would you mind answering my question please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AkP2aYWViGvTj7QVkVvaqbbsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071224115324AATZ1sJ
2007-12-25 14:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm old enough to know that there are PLENTY of ways to please a woman, but to avoid the competition, I ain't tellin'!
2007-12-25 16:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I have heard this joke before. It's funny and oh so true!
2007-12-25 14:12:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋