There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-12-25 05:56:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my! :) He might of had a bad day but the other guy really has a bad ending to his day!
2007-12-25 06:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-12-25 15:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, a funny joke!!! I bet the look on the truck drivers face was truly a Kodak moment.
2007-12-25 14:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by diamondrob1 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiiiceee. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-25 14:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-25 22:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, that's gotta suck for the truck driver! lol!
2007-12-25 14:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMSL 10/10
2007-12-25 14:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH that really made me laugh good 1!the drivers like oh my god hahahahahahhaa
2007-12-25 15:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL not exactly the best joke for christmas day, though. But hilarious for any other.!!!!!!! :)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
:*)
2007-12-25 15:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so freakin hilarious!!!!!!! I wish I could give you a million stars butI cant! One star for that one!!!!!! You made my day!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-25 14:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋