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Q: What kind of bird can write?
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Hope You had a good laugh with these Christmas Jokes!

2007-12-25 05:37:18 · 18 answers · asked by Keep your head high. :) 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

What kind of bird can write: A PEN-guin

What nationality is Santa Claus: North POLISH

What do snowmen eat for breakfast: Frosted Flakes

What did Adam say on te day before Christmas?: Merry Christmas, Eve!

Hope I'm right!! =)

And Merry Christmas to everybody!!! =)

2007-12-25 05:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

1. A Penguin
2. North Polish
3. Frosted Flakes
4. Its Christmas, Eve.

Merry Christmas!!! And Happy New Year!

2007-12-25 05:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by DaniGirl 3 · 2 0

A PENguin
Hes North POLish
Ice Crispies

2007-12-25 05:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

1. A Philadelphia Eagle?
2. Canadian?
3. Carrots?
4. "I'm almost done with my shopping?"

2007-12-25 05:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by doug4jets 7 · 1 0

Hummingbird
I think Santa is from Canada...
Snowmen are always on diet...

What The Fuc*!!!

2007-12-25 05:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny 3 · 0 1

A raven
Dutch
Frosted Flakes
Happy Birthday lil' JC!

2007-12-25 05:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by rimmey 2 · 0 1

1. Jail bird
2. American
3. Snow
4. Wish I had listened!

2007-12-25 05:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by mtchndjnmtch 6 · 0 0

4. He misread his calander and said Merry Christmas, Eve.

Snowmen ate frosted flakes

2007-12-25 06:42:19 · answer #8 · answered by jettica24 3 · 0 0

I don't know.
Great holiday spirit and Merry Christmas

2007-12-25 05:39:53 · answer #9 · answered by Diana N 1 · 0 0

Penguin
North Polian
Snow Flakes
Where is my fig leaf

2007-12-25 05:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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