God Bless
2007-12-25 02:52:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All golfers are virgins-we have no time for that other stuff. See you there!
2007-12-25 03:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by golfer7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand this desire for virgins...they aren't really much fun...well, the male ones, I've dealt with male virgins and they're not much fun, and I was once a female virgin and as I recall I was not much fun either.
Does it say in the book just that there are virgins, or does it say that you can do something with them? What if they don't want to do anything? Is it guaranteed that they won't say "no" and won't be a disappointment if they say "yes"?
It would make sense if this heaven had, you know, a bunch of hot, experienced people of both genders.
2007-12-25 10:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by Godless AM™ VT 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The question reveals such a lack of perception it is difficult to address. The Savior said there was no marriage in Heaven (ergo, no sex) [Luke 20:35]. On the other hand, after the 1000 years, the saved will be returning to earth after it is purified by fire, and made new. Since sex was part of YHVH's original plan, and He is going to make all things new (and very good) it could well be that there will be sex and marriage in the earth made new. As in the beginning, He made one woman for a man, I suppose that is the way it will be again. (It was very good, it will be very good again, - so it will probably be similar)
2007-12-25 11:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if God can make an many virgins as he likes, then so long as he wants everyone to have a virgin, then there will be enough.
(goes to bang her head against the desk to restart her brain after bothering to answer this question)
2007-12-25 10:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Krissy J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is the main reason why the Koran is not true. Where the hell will they get so many virgins. The numbers are not adding up and someone is scamming them but when they go up there and it is all dark and no virgins around, it is too late to get a lawyer and sue.
2007-12-25 11:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Neil 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In heaven there is neither male nor female, but we will be like the angels with a new body. So leave your lusts on earth.
2007-12-25 10:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by BugYA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to disappoint you, but no. And the really sad part is, that there no heaven either, it's just all made up. Remember you asked!
2007-12-25 10:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by Twist 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry - the way you're going you'll never get near heaven
2007-12-25 11:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guys can have all the virgins you desire. I prefer to stick with my wife, I love her more than anything in this world.
2007-12-25 10:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There're a lot of 70 year old virgins reseved for you. Have a great time.
2007-12-25 10:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋